in the begining...there was moi!

2005-10-31T14:47:39+01:00

so....
well ive always wondered what a blog was so i decided to make one! cept the ones i read were like bloody fantasy stories! afraid mine is just..."normal"?

i dont have school tomorrow (woohoo!) cos its melbourne cup day, but being "foreign" we are prob one of the only families out here not doing something for it. Its like the law to celbrate cup day...like christmas even! haha we still dont fit in here...we dont even own vegiemite! (a rip off of marmite for all the poms reading this.)
im not sure this blogging thing is really for me but the idea of total strangers reading what i want them to, both intrigues and scares me!

so i suppose i should start with me. well im nearly 17...still dont drive (im too lazy), come from the most dysfunctional family..well not really dysfunctional...more abnormal. my mum me and my brother live out here in aussie land, my sis lives in spain and my dad lives in shitty dartford england. so yeah..not too bad cept my mum has shacked up with some dipshit loser whose only friend is a bottle of bourbon (or V.B when he doesnt feel like drinking? DICKHEAD) and two step sisters one who thinks she has taken the place of my mum and another one who is battling anorexia. There is also my stepbrother but he has basically been disowned as he spends all his time smoking choof and dealing.

so yer...but its not all bad. i got an A in english the other day for writing a story about an alcoholic Loser who drink drives. my teacher said i really described it well and gave her a great insight into it! hahahaha one of the many perks of lving with John a.k.a alchie a.k.a fuckhead.

mmm what else is there to say about me? i dont have a b/f..as u can probably tell i am in great need of one..:-( to listen to my constant whinging. i did like someone WHO SHALL REMAIN UNAMED BUT U NO WHO YOU ARE but he turned out to be a right wanker...but that may have had something to do with his religion..not sure. but seriously i dont really want a boyfriend at this moment in time as male teens are just a waste of sperm. :-D i dont have time for them. i no so many girls who are unhappy in relationships but refuse to dump the bastards as they "are too scared/ dont want to be alone".
No. i will just stay celebate for the rest of my life and eventually morph into the crazy cat lady. 65 years old with grey pubes and 13 cats. all with v. original names like...cat!

so i should go now...man it feels good to bitch! this should just be a bitch blog. i could spend all my time here just publicly slandering all the slags in my year.
well its been fun
till next time xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

"You tried your best and failed miserably. the lesson is never to try"-Homer Simpson

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in the begining...there was moi!